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Post by gennyshovel » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:03 pm

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Something is wrong here Greg ?
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Post by outbacktrev » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:31 pm

well spotted Tiny :!: Must be dyslexia weke :roll:
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New Lake ?

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Where is this new lake

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Post by OLDtimer » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:13 pm

Ha !! Cookey missed that one !!!

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Post by Cookey » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:10 pm

No,N No,No,No,Yes :? :? :?
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Post by DON NOBLE » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:54 am

Gday All
Lysdexic , gees how many times i have to correct my writings , just as well puters have spell check .
Below may not be lysdexic but is spoonerisms , hope you enjoy and try reading it out loud after a few drinks .


Rindercella and the Prandsome Hince

Tunce upon a wime in a corin funtry there was a cuge hassle, home of a prandsome hince who was a bonely lachelor. He decided it was time he mot garried, so he invited people from riles amound, especially the peach ripple, to a bancy fess drawl.

One of the invitations went to the hig bouse in a tittle lown where Rindercella lived with her micked wepstother and her two sisty uglers. Rindercella was a bavishing rooty, which made the sisty uglers and the micked wepstother, who had a face that could clop a stock, jerry vellous. They made Rindercella wear rirty dags, and she had to do all the worty dirk ahound the rouse. She had to flop the mores, dosh the wishes, solish the pilver, loo the daundry and feen the pliercase, which got her covered in sashes and oot. That's how she not her game.

Of course, when the micked wepstother and the sisty uglers awe the sinvitation, they shent whopping for goo nouns, but they told Rindercella she couldn't go to the bancy fess drawl.

"You stay home and chew the doors," said the micked wepstother. They went boff to the all, while Rindercella, with ears in her ties which went chunning down her reeks, tried to who the dousework.

Suddenly there was a linding bash of flight, and a gary modfother appeared before Rindercella.

"Cry are you whying, Rindercella?" asked the gary modfother.

"Oh, hoo boo! My micked wepstother and sisty uglers went to the prandsome hince's bancy fess drawl and made me hay stome," Rindercella mailed wournfully.

"Well, crop stying," said the gary modfother. "You shall bo to the gall!" She waved her wagic mond, and Rindercella's rirty dags were burned into a gootiful town, she had a tanfastic dairhoo and on her feet were do tainty sass glippers.

The gary modfother led Rindercella into the garden. With another wove of her waind, she turned a pig bumpkin into a cootiful boach, and the mield fice into six hite worses and two candsome hoachmen.

"There, Rindercella," sea shed, "now you can bo to the gall. But you must be mome before hidnight when the well spares off."

Rindercella caught into the goach, thofusely pranked the gary modfother and bent to the wall.

When the prandsome hince rotted Spindercella, it was sove at lirst fight. They nanced the dight away, and Rindercella had hever been nappier.

All sue tune, the strock cluck nidmight. Rindercella, with a lanicky pook in her eyes, rurned and tan from the prandsome hince. She ran out of the cuge hassle, and as she reached the stottom of the beps, she slopped her dripper.

The prandsome hince ran after her, but he was slew tow. He spotted the glainty sass dipper on the steps, and fowed to vined the droman of his weams.

The dext nay, he went from house to house (and you can't turn that around!) asking women to sly on the tripper. But it fidn't dit any of them. The fince was getting prustrated, and the pownsteople were tharting to stink he had a fet footish.

Date in the lay, he rinally feached the house where Rindercella lived. He slied the tripper on the micked wepstother, and of course it fidn't dit. It fidn't dit on the sisty uglers either (they all had fig beet).

Then he ried Spindercella, ressed in drags as usual. "Thoo is hat?" he asked.

"Oh, that's just Rindercella," said a sisty ugler. "She doesn't have any drancy fesses, so she didn't abend the tall."

"Come here, Rindercella," ped the since, "and sly on the tripper."

She did, and the pipper slitted ferfectly! So the prandsome hince masked her to arry him. "Of woarse I kill," she replied. They mot garried and happed livelly after ever. They had coo tids, a bandsome hoy and a gritty pearl.

The storal of the morey: If you want to marry your prandsome hince, be sure to slop your dripper.

Note: My version of Rindercella owes a debt of gratitude to others who have Toonerized the spale. I couldn't resist including Archie Campbell's "slopped her dripper," and the bit about not being able to turn around "house to house" comes from Jack Ross' 45 rpm record. You may recognize a few other bits here and there, but a lot of the Spoonerizing is my own.
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Post by momec » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:47 pm

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Post by DON NOBLE » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:59 pm

my favourite line was
" Rindecella was a bavishing rooty " but then again i was allways a doset cleviant . :shock:
NOW LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND
RED NISSAN WAGON 1986 # 281
2002 F/PRO 125.4 MPH RECORD
2003 F/PRO 140.2 MPH RECORD
2005 F/GC 137.9 MPH RECORD
2006 F/GC 141.1 MPH RECORD
1/4 mile ( drags ) @ Willowbank 14.15 @ 97.61 mph August 2006

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Post by Greg Watters » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:08 pm

I always get a kick out of this
Must be Bobs Cambridge :lol:
Arocdnicg to rsceearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Post by DON NOBLE » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:37 pm

now thats real wierd , or am i , cos that was so easy to read
NOW LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND
RED NISSAN WAGON 1986 # 281
2002 F/PRO 125.4 MPH RECORD
2003 F/PRO 140.2 MPH RECORD
2005 F/GC 137.9 MPH RECORD
2006 F/GC 141.1 MPH RECORD
1/4 mile ( drags ) @ Willowbank 14.15 @ 97.61 mph August 2006

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Post by Reverend Hedgash » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:18 pm

Wank you mary dutch.
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Post by momec » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:26 pm

Yeah easy to read Don.
Aaenptply if you keep the smae frist and lsat lttres yuor bairn wroks out the rset for you

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Post by Jason P » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:04 pm

I once new a dyslexic man who went to a TOGA party dressed as a GOAT

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Post by Dreamliner 200 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:47 pm

He He, what about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Used to lie awake at night, wondering if there really was a dog.......

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Post by DLRA » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:37 pm

I reckon I've looked at that about 10 times and never noticed!
Hint: Always get someone else to check your work...

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