Today's thought

[gennyshovel]

This just about sums it up,,,



I WANT one 'o those

[Cookey]

How about Today's

[psteck727]

shit happens

[momec3]

Thanks Cookey,
I was just thinkin I was due for a good belly laugh.......
Chris

[boyracer]

what's the horn button for? roos?

[Dr Goggles]

what's the horn button for? roos?

Jeez, don't you guys know ANYTHING ! it's there for a number of important reasons.
1./ when a crew member has his head under the bonnet.

2./When one of the three women other than Carol who go to Speedweek walks anywhere near the car , you give her a blast , a thumbs up and shout "Hey hey!"

3./ When you are in line for scrutineering and the car in front doesn't move forward 3/4 of an inch within 10 seconds of the car in front of it moving forward 3/4 of an inch you give them a minute long blast.

4./When your motor begins breaking down under load and refuses to pull anything more than fifteen hundred revs in top , blast the horn while passing through the traps whilst waving towards the pits.

5./ For resting your head against after someone has knocked you out for performing 1-4 above.

[ben james]

[quote=Jeez, don't you guys know ANYTHING ! it's there for a number of important reasons.
1./ when a crew member has his head under the bonnet.[/quote]


man that trick never gets old, a personal favourite along with pinching someone & going BZZT when there working on something electrical.

[momec3]

Also for resting your head on after everything goes quite after a big bang while at full noise and the smoke come out........

Chris